And worse with a hot plate.

There was a nice hooker from Paris,
Who with her rice cooker was careless.
Atop the hot pot,
She popped an odd squat,
Now from navel to asshole she's hairless.

And salty.

Though he was the size of a tater,
Mick's dick was a true multi-stater,
The minute he came to town,
All the girls gath'red round,
And his junk arrived ten minutes later.