Killing This Dead Meme Dead

There once was a pirate Somali
Who terrorized Bangkok to Bali
With his one unpatched eye
He still managed to cry
At the last 15 minutes of Wall-E

How to tell these two things apart:

If it's fun, it's Tetris.

If it's not fun, it's tetanus.

Once we've perfected time travel,

statements like "I haven't peed since Milwaukee" will totally lose their impact.