I probably should put a disclaimer on here somewhere.

The finest fellatrix on Earth
Costs every penny she's worth.
Through mouthwork and pinches
She'll add on three inches
(At the expense of two inches in girth).

Another, presumably NSFW.

There once was a hooker from Boston
With a twat a train could get lost in.
To trek lip to lip
Required a steam ship
Took three weeks and was fucking exhaustin'.

Lesser of Two

In line and patiently waitin'
For my civil participatin'
Hoping "less of the same"
Thus more of a shame
When Obama turns out to be Satan.