Wheel in the Sky

Dear Heavenly Father,

We struggle to understand the mystery that is you. We struggle to avoid temptation. And you've made your instructions clear:

"Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
"Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God."
"Thou shalt remember the Sabbath and keep it holy."

So why, Almighty Redeemer, must you close St. Peter's gates when you open the doors to the St. Peters Expo Center for the GODS OF MUD RALLY THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAAAAAAAY!!!!