Last Beats
< muffled >
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!*
"We're sorry, your pacemaker has encountered an error and must shut down."
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"Shutdown will occur in thirty seconds."
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"To prevent shutdown, you may reset your pacemaker remotely."
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"To reset your pacemaker remotely, please visit W W W dot reset my pacemaker remotely dot com."
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"forward slash remote pacemaker reset dot H T M L."
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"In the box marked 'Emergency Reset', please enter your pacemaker identification number."
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"This number can be found on your pacemaker warranty card."
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"Or on the upper right forepanel of your pacemaker."
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"For pacemakers in the nine thousand series, this identification number can be found on the lower right forepanel."
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posted by tokyocrunch @ 9:26 AM
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