According to the Discovery Channel,

Mt. Everest kills, like, several people a year.

Somebody should really do something about that goddamned mountain.

Despite the bevy of "extreme makeover" programs that seem to reward only the most slovenly, tacky, and irresponsible,

I'm unconvinced that your apparent aspiration for reality television stardom would ever benefit from your odor.

"it started" (adj.)

1. Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress.
2. Slowed, especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment.

In use:
A. Glenn argued that Corky from Life Goes On was it started, even though his sister insisted he had Down's Syndrome.
B. The teenager found the attitude of mall cops totally it started.

[late entry overlooked, song still getting airplay]

Well, what do you expect from the children of a divorced Republic?

Will thrill, save money on makeup ...

Michael Jackson to perform "Thriller" in comeback show.

Not confidence-building.

Low-production-value commercials for the local Funny Bone comedy club featuring a standup performing his Donald Duck impression.