branditos

yes:

Trader Joe's
Trader Jose's
Trader Jacques'

maybe:

Trailer Joe's
Trader Jew's
Tranny Joe's
Traitor Judas'

primed

Punchline becomes "Sundays on FOX Family".

.._ / / animaybe \ \ _ ..

"It is true that the Vampire Monks have delivered the Egg Orb. I've confirmed this with Brain Crystal Misihiroro. Assassins approach in X-48 Ancestor Light MechSuits. Our blades must defend Orbit Defense Command with orchestration!"

"Good grief, Tangusan of the Falcon Fist, I'm totally gonna have to call 'bullshit' on that one."

Another One About a Car

She threw the vehicle into a panicked turn, knowing instantly the inevitability of her momentum. True to tale, the gravity of the micromoment spurred a series of flashing biographical scenes.

By the second act, she found herself eagerly anticipating impact.

call 781-6 something something something

The vehicle overtook his puttering Festiva in a red blur, but even in a blink Glen recognized the dream car of his youth, its FOR SALE sign taunting him with impossibly small type that vanished into the maw of a velocity-induced wormhole.