like a Sunday morning

See also: "Honk if I just ran over Jesus" and "The distance between passengers keeps me from hitting my wife"

MoodPool Status: Envious

Ford Fireball

MUSIC: Hyperventilating chunka-chunka guitar chords, heavy distortion

FADE IN

IMG: Used car lot, still image from atop ladder

CG: (Fly in) “EXPLOSIVE DEALS”

CG: (Explode)

SFX: Explosion

IMG: Vehicle

CG: (Fly in) “2003 Mustang only $11,800”

CG: (Explode)

SFX: Explosion

IMG: Vehicle

CG: (Fly in) “2004 Expedition only $19,320”

CG: (Explode)

SFX: Explosion

IMG: Vehicle

CG: (Fly in) “2002 F-150 only $13,070”

CG: (Explode)

SFX: Explosion

CG: (Fly in) “Keller Ford – HOME OF THE EXPLOSIVE DEAL”

CG: (Explode)

SFX: Explosion

FADE OUT

red lights everywhere

Phew! We almost had an internet domain overflowing with a seemingly endless supply of hard-core pornography!

Savage Balls

Shame on somebody at Going Tribal (most likely its censors) for documenting the trouserless gallivanting of Kombari tribesmen -- and then pixilating the same behavior of the show's headfirst Western host (even in the same shot). Which genitals are civilized, again?

they both had moustaches, technically

And to the Republic, for which it stands,
Secretly thankful for the airtime-sponging impasse of the Iraq war,
Wondering how long until the luck runs out,
And people say hey, wait a second, who gives two yanks about Iraq,
When We The People should be catching that Obama Bin Whatshisnuts guy.
Under God. Amen.

Encoded Scatological Poem Discovered in the Margin of the Dead Sea Scrolls

I really have to poop,
I just ate onion soup.

Updated FDA Pee Pyramid

brotherly soap

"He lived in a cabin with no electricity and no running water in the woods of Colorado."

"Wow, he must have really stunk."

"Please, when didn't he stink ... although, I guess not anymore now that he's living in Philadelphia."

Casual Friday

Commander Collins loved the fit and feel of her $85,000 space chinos.