1988

That was the year our clan befriended a kid who claimed he wasn't allowed to get wet, much to the relief of our friend who claimed he wasn't allowed to get wedgies.

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As the first "belle" with whom he had ever been aqcuainted, he instantly understood the appeal. Her beauty was striking, her mannerisms charming, and her accent adorable.

Of course, he had yet to overcome the cheeky thrill every time he asked her how things were "down south".