Yahweh Phones In the Plagues

• Laundry turns pink.


• IFC French Film Showcase.


• "That bitch" gives your buddy Mike "goddamn crabs".


• Yard particularly squirrelly.


• Bartender down at Minky's won't let you get up to take a piss until you've agreed that, yes, it's possible that a sheep could have ADD.


• Mosquito bite itches in spite of fingernail "X".


• Some asshole on rooftop patio drops cigarette into your mojito.


• Just one locust, except trapped between your bedroom window and screen for like, ever.


• Sunset.


• That sitcom pilot that you thought showed promise? Promptly canceled.