snakes

Snakes are the most jealous of all class reptilia. Their shows of envy are well documented by men in hip waders. Among the scaly, moist, and slime-bearing, snakes are the most likely to throw a huff over your legs. Particularly of note is the average snake’s propensity to subject its prey to the silent treatment. All snakes want is a hug. Instead they dislodge their jaw and eat a marmoset. Snakes eat their feelings. One controversial study observed the behavior of a rattle snake in the company of a rattle-shaking baby. While little of scientific value came from this experiment, we can thank these intrepid researchers for the “NO SNAKES” policy at the Hampton Inn.