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"... which concludes the presentation. I'd like to sincerely thank the board for allowing me to present this short documentary of my work. You do me a great honor. Jason, could you please get the lights?"

"Of course Dr. Goldberg! ... um ... well ... sir, I can't find the switch ..."

"Jason, just startle the chicken on the waffle iron ... *sigh* ... interns ..."