Are you MAD?!

This so-called "service industry" has no regard for human life! It's teeming with dangerous killers! I saw those animals rip the limbs off a cop -- after he unloaded ten rounds into them! I tell you, they just got up and started attacking! The bullets did NOTHING. They'd just as soon eat your flesh as serve you a muffaletta! And you have SYMPATHY for them? Well, if you want to line up to be a damned waiter buffet then go ahead. NOT ME.

I'm telling you, THESE THINGS AREN'T HUMAN.

These things may LOOK like Gary the floor manager from Applebee's, but the only one who's gonna be eatin' good in the neighborhood is GARY, and it'll be ON YOUR FACE.

So COME TO YOUR SENSES before we ALL GET EATEN ALIVE:

We've got to WORK TOGETHER to DEFEAT THE SERVER MENACE! Or START RUNNING!