Outdoor Odds

• Attacked by shark - 1 in 10 million


• Mauled by bear, cougar - 1 in 9.1 million


• Stung fatally by hornet, wasp or bee - 1 in 5.9 million


• Poisoned by snake, scorpion - 1 in 3 million


• Mugged by orangutan - 1 in 800,000


• Lured into pyramid scheme by mollusk - 1 in 157,000


• Inconvenienced by wombat - 1 in 60,000


• Totally cut off by jackass - 1 in 8,900


• Operated on unneccesarily by woodpecker - 1 in 1000


• Punk'd by yeti - 1 in 330


• Raped by goose, swan - 1 in 75


• Photographed unflatteringly by giraffe - 1 in 12


• Hoodwinked by badger - 2 in 3