you just moved the tombstones, didn't you?

"As you can see, Mr. and Mrs. Singer, it's really a lovely piece of property. You're in a great school district, a kid-friendly, secluded neighborhood, located near every modern amenity -- and the house itself will stand another hundred years."

"Well, Gordon and I do think this lot is just gorgeous. Our children will have a field day playing in those woods."

"Bears."