Look, don't enjoy.

Outraged 10 years and counting, the concernaholics at The Parents Television Council are (slowly) compiling the definitive list of network broadcast wankfodder – commercial-free and with a warning even the youngest web surfers know to ignore.

“Monitoring smut on broadcast television, drawing Drudge-worthy attention to smut, and then posting that smut online is the only way to keep people knee deep in smut,” said PTC representative Ann Barlowe, who looks forward to a passive-aggressive disciplinarian relationship with her infant daughter, Kacey.