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In a stunning victory in the war on humor, Middletown city officials sniped tax superintendent Linda "Chuckles" Stubbs for desecrating tax forms with (admittedly futile) attempts at fiscal humor.

"Clearly, Box 11A in Section Y of form BR is not the appropriate place for a joke," sighed city Finance Director John Lyons, "unless of course it's the result of your calculations from Section G(9). HEY-OHHHHH!"