Monday, December 27, 2004

Back, and to the left.

Tinfoil haberdasher Donald Rumsfeld donned a 10 gallon humdinger during his recent visit to Iraq, referring to 9-11's infamous flight 93 as having been "shot down" over Shanksville, PA. Despite reporter inquiries, Rumsfeld declined to elaborate, instead taking a pair of bloodied pliers to the transmitter in his molars.


1 Comments:

At 6:21 AM, Blogger brad dunn said...

Also appeared on CNN: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/12/27/rumsfeld.flt93/
I think our boy donny is going the way of ronnie. quick, get a clapper.

 

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